tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14704079731566920172024-03-05T03:42:32.074-02:00SEJENAK dengan ANakonDA-AiKiTAIdid you fell what ifell now?
no right!!!i know that.that why i'm not what are you thing....
i love MALAYSIA....mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-73301567967589674512009-01-15T03:23:00.004-02:002009-01-15T03:44:48.657-02:00TECHNICAL WRITING CLASS 15.JAN<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >1. Oh my God,i'm late go to technical writing class...So lucky today coz when i enter in class,my cute lecture was b4 enter in that class...fuh...!!!!hehehehehehehe........<br />.....actually,i'm so happy today coz ******(secret)hua hua hua.....shsssss!!!!!!!!she come to class.....so,i can't speak malay n iban....<br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">2....home work?????i hate to do home work.....but now,it's not me again....i 1 2 do homework coz,so bored in hostel u know.....</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">3...discuss a topic about most talent actress...so i choose Stacy AF6...hehe...my partner choose Alizee...actually,i dont know who is that actress.....I really want to present today,but so lucky coz my partner always go to toilet....hehehe....so funny..............hua hua hua!!!!!!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51); font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >4...what happen to my lecture????class was finish 30minutes early.....soooooo bored........<br />Bye2 lecture,bye2 my friend.....next tuesday we meet Technical Writing'class again......</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(102, 51, 255); font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">CHaLo BeeeeeTeee.......</span></div>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-43570763427995845722008-10-24T02:25:00.004-02:002008-10-24T02:36:20.499-02:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWp5lLN2ZzxUqQnGUrTqwB1hp0ab3M3ZmVu3iQvgEsPijdGXhgnI6K01vd2occsrBQZ4LToczy8ld6qrtRAJg93QwdvUJCykoYGsXCEC96lLNHMgGtt7krvvTHFOEzC0IU_me-rZpfgGc/s1600-h/11111.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 244px; height: 205px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWp5lLN2ZzxUqQnGUrTqwB1hp0ab3M3ZmVu3iQvgEsPijdGXhgnI6K01vd2occsrBQZ4LToczy8ld6qrtRAJg93QwdvUJCykoYGsXCEC96lLNHMgGtt7krvvTHFOEzC0IU_me-rZpfgGc/s400/11111.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260574301751646466" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjurBFnaM2F1wOMCkFfM1egg_xzlrFn5RCevTvjHNW70lNQKwU-LWq2EZ-9-dMohbS-lkmY4aK4MCvltcK8-Rl0rhiC7dRdpFha4Bp6eYJAfHkCojnGzht7M7hi3VRlkSON8Ta_r0396Bk/s1600-h/111111.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjurBFnaM2F1wOMCkFfM1egg_xzlrFn5RCevTvjHNW70lNQKwU-LWq2EZ-9-dMohbS-lkmY4aK4MCvltcK8-Rl0rhiC7dRdpFha4Bp6eYJAfHkCojnGzht7M7hi3VRlkSON8Ta_r0396Bk/s400/111111.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260574070334681762" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand! </span><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he<span> </span>could see was sea, sea, sea.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought<span> </span>I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">9. Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, and then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS; ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.</p> <p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify">12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?<span> </span>"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way".</p><p style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);" align="justify"><br /></p><p align="justify"><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> whether we like it or not.</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-size:130%;">14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly” Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);" align="justify"><span style="font-size:130%;">17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed</span><span style="font-size:130%;"> Soar's seesaw</span></p>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-63174718893062914192008-10-22T02:19:00.014-02:002008-10-22T02:36:16.939-02:00rehat sejenak dengan...............<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibTYhDdbiczYQ6oEGXeJAvccHBwdyYqNszlgfdm0D0ioMwuwq9cr1mi73TS_n53nxrec0f2ljC36LV0uC6u3tHKIxJObIv2wfbAiFCRLtAAreMlNL5XY76CfA_upFeenLqrkuv_0Qk5u4/s1600-h/tnds4.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibTYhDdbiczYQ6oEGXeJAvccHBwdyYqNszlgfdm0D0ioMwuwq9cr1mi73TS_n53nxrec0f2ljC36LV0uC6u3tHKIxJObIv2wfbAiFCRLtAAreMlNL5XY76CfA_upFeenLqrkuv_0Qk5u4/s400/tnds4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259829775194264050" border="0" /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">signboard yang tak sepatutnya terletak di tandas..........bahaya tau!!!!!!!!!!!</span></span></a><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">hehehehehhehe</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3hhqfaRHIsGfec0lf0xuBXq4Ehmauu202Z1QdsrDZg5VSvJ-X708S_SDTQ0EFN_05xt_kMB7WQ_hZtNsIMRSxVKk2-3E6JLDpTCqu_2oZXp9cqGOyQbbbXxW-MaXvhNhxg9Iz4XzHg_o/s1600-h/tnds1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3hhqfaRHIsGfec0lf0xuBXq4Ehmauu202Z1QdsrDZg5VSvJ-X708S_SDTQ0EFN_05xt_kMB7WQ_hZtNsIMRSxVKk2-3E6JLDpTCqu_2oZXp9cqGOyQbbbXxW-MaXvhNhxg9Iz4XzHg_o/s400/tnds1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259829411413200162" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglw88MV6Y51IRZdRTNhwDT9WuF2QVupNQ37ydFpKhyrdsDJx7wpELIE5CF19RUhz8hP-OcAJ7eHrEwKzSR9mgaFGz-5oLK6pdigkU-oXl6kzC_5vRsmeH_FMgL4eEmIortOJdDlcbpK3g/s1600-h/MOTOR.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglw88MV6Y51IRZdRTNhwDT9WuF2QVupNQ37ydFpKhyrdsDJx7wpELIE5CF19RUhz8hP-OcAJ7eHrEwKzSR9mgaFGz-5oLK6pdigkU-oXl6kzC_5vRsmeH_FMgL4eEmIortOJdDlcbpK3g/s400/MOTOR.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259829190041979090" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">cam tak puas ati je awek dier tu.....ada ape2 ke tu????????</span></span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT6tfZXhyAOnDnNAr2II6CovuhehOUfpJHeRdteofmhZU9nlNeWLqtoj4WFPpNOrKhtlMiD1QlX1AxRubkPTCuDyWI1UakzXenjGuQGzzNxckvdy30pjfAOjoYg1dZydueC4Ii49jXF8k/s1600-h/small_is_beautiful.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWkh-8iz6yWeSJfoq5Quc3FZNExpIiSbfTDIDtn46Pa4PtqW-uwRfXe-XsIYL-HypiD68vUQ5014zWyReThgcPGRvw7g7icPWyx_witNT96IVPwRW1t02i4S0r4RUg38lXQS5N6j5GSdo/s400/FUNNY2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259828384915457954" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 102);font-size:180%;" >penjenayah yang paling dikehendaki......<br />tak ke dier sendiri........<br />sengal </span><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbPy2ZPQQjjpMfZKzUUZbe9yoZGBGcRiZB07eOD0EIMpzX3qEwq5tTKC60eK13n9ljeZV5bbGNbWMefCD_KIaQ8aQVjgU8vfH5g2CcaPjNAY2A1qNpABtzUSZltEmdCE7Dh0Y3tGDODw8/s1600-h/funny1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbPy2ZPQQjjpMfZKzUUZbe9yoZGBGcRiZB07eOD0EIMpzX3qEwq5tTKC60eK13n9ljeZV5bbGNbWMefCD_KIaQ8aQVjgU8vfH5g2CcaPjNAY2A1qNpABtzUSZltEmdCE7Dh0Y3tGDODw8/s400/funny1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259828278584962466" border="0" /></a>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-31893518180435831522008-10-22T02:15:00.004-02:002008-10-22T02:19:12.512-02:00FIRST DATE<span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like potato pancakes?" She says "No," and the silence returns.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?"</span>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-82515697285396513222008-10-22T02:02:00.001-02:002008-10-22T02:05:32.876-02:00Bersatu kita teguh,Berceraikita kahwin lagi"<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjULQE8p7aEi7f3RFN1eaN2B5l3R651SZXeviOm7uhCM3Gx9YbSLb-cabv9qpvRY4aNTIFPU422w0B2_vM0ocDLbGjKudlGwDht5J7NnGs5OLbF5v5TWJHfaskbJRkThsDeOGe0fhsINsc/s1600-h/a1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjULQE8p7aEi7f3RFN1eaN2B5l3R651SZXeviOm7uhCM3Gx9YbSLb-cabv9qpvRY4aNTIFPU422w0B2_vM0ocDLbGjKudlGwDht5J7NnGs5OLbF5v5TWJHfaskbJRkThsDeOGe0fhsINsc/s400/a1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259824430091407250" border="0" /></a><br /><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> </p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></p><p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">1.) Kat halaman belakang, gali 2-3 batas berbentuk kubur kemudian letakkan papan dan kain putih.<br />Bila jiran tegur nanti, kata “Takde apa-apa tu. Saya nak tanam sayur….nak berkebun”, sambil menyiram air mawar keatas ‘kubur tipu’ tu…. lagi wangi lagi real…</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">2.) Bila jiran tengah menonton TV di ruang tamu mereka, ambil kerusi malas / kerusi plastik dan turut serta menonton TV mereka, tapi dari halaman mereka dan dengan menjengok2 tingkap mereka. Sure mereka seriau, especially kalau mereka tengah menonton cerita ‘Pontianak Harum’. Kalau boleh, pakai jubah putih dan lakukan pada malam hari.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">3.) Pesan pizza tapi alamatkan ke rumah jiran anda. Setiap kali buat pesanan, suruh orang delivery hantar ke rumah mereka.<br />Kalau jiran complain, kata anda takde telefon jadi kena pesan ke alamat mereka…</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">4.) Setiap Subuh, alihkan tanaman dan pokok bunga jiran anda daripada tempat yang asal. Lakukan setiap pagi supaya tanaman / pasu bunga mereka sentiasa beralih-alih. Kalau mereka hairan, kata “Kuat berjalan betul pokok2 awak nih!”.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">5.) Minta kebenaran mereka untuk membuang sampah di tong sampah mereka. Jika mereka tanya kenapa, kata je “Tong sampah saya penuh dengan mayat.. eh.eh… sampah…hehehe”.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">6.) Bila menyidai baju di ampaian rumah, sidai sekali surat khabar, majalah dan buku2 anda.<br />Jika jiran tengok, kata je anda tak suka membaca bahan bacaan kotor.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">7.) Suruh isteri dan anak2 anda mmanggil anda ‘Duli yang maha mulia seri paduka Zorgon’ depan jiran2.<br />Jika jiran nak tahu kenapa, kata je anda berasal dari kerabat diraja Marikh.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">8.) Buat open-house dan jemput jiran2 anda. Tapi hidangkan kasut, selipar, terompah, boots dan kasut high-heels sebagai hidangan utama.<br />Buat barbecue di halaman dan panggangkan selipar jepun anda.<br />Cadangkan kepada jiran yang anda pun boleh tolong mereka panggang kasut mereka sekali.</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">9.) Bila jiran datang ke rumah anda, jangan bagi mereka duduk diatas kerusi. Suruh duduk kat lantai, walaupun ternyata ada sofa dan banyak kerusi lain. Kata yang kerusi2 kat rumah anda ada jerangkap samar (landmines).<br />Kalau ke rumah mereka, buat benda yang sama. Kata anda tak nak duduk, takut meletup…</p> <p style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">10.) Buat patung boneka drp kain yang serupa macam muka dan pakaian jiran anda.<br />Jika dia terkejut, kata je anda rasa lonely dan boneka tersebut membuat anda rasa jiran anda sentiasa disisi dan tak lonely. Sure dia horror….!</p>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-7947779374507309822008-10-22T01:52:00.003-02:002008-10-22T01:57:45.935-02:00shhissssss!!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkWGy-u2GDiOwKN8GwdSpQNHCnf-aSjhu7tzlrlc9S1N_rCWBXYXmfiK3pCKO0M4JDJcHnD66eG5dAHxKm6O529EXF2G-OEL_j_gpuzw809wrAUldozsv-N4ZPG2hlMwvflj7EDQgt440/s1600-h/dangerousslidejr6.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkWGy-u2GDiOwKN8GwdSpQNHCnf-aSjhu7tzlrlc9S1N_rCWBXYXmfiK3pCKO0M4JDJcHnD66eG5dAHxKm6O529EXF2G-OEL_j_gpuzw809wrAUldozsv-N4ZPG2hlMwvflj7EDQgt440/s400/dangerousslidejr6.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259822138086506402" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;color:black;" ><br />A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is<br />also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.<br /><br />"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a<br />dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from<br />there."<br /><br />A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks<br />up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to<br />him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.<br /><br />"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."<br /><br />Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook<br />happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.<br /><br />The blind man eats his meal and leaves.<br /><br />Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly<br />brings him a menu again.<br /><br />"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."<br /><br />"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."<br /><br />The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.<br /><br />After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll<br />take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."<br /><br />Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing<br />around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man<br />comes in he's going to test him.<br /><br />The blind man eats and leaves.<br /><br />He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming<br />and runs to the kitchen.<br /><br />He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take<br />it to the blind man."<br /><br />Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in<br />and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.<br /><br />"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have<br />the fork ready for you."<br /><br />The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,<br />"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."</span>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-4553887672170124532008-09-12T12:53:00.005-02:002008-10-20T09:32:46.128-02:00The Best Striker In The World<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHarEuVSW3u0p7EHaYj8tB7SPuTGvEwQwnWrgofra5EYm8UAkqQ4Irxht-g1_hPgXfuzVoOLMth2R9jNdqK99eV4AzsAjiAzkPAAS9J_jUdKGxtpyrxlDgNM_QQZgSlbgMhpkEnE2GN5g/s1600-h/tores.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 226px;" 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/><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Fernando orres vs W<span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">ayne Rooney</span></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:180%;" ></span></div><div align="center"><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:180%;" ></span></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >Who is be the best striker in the world?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" ></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >?????????????????????????????????????????????????</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >Who??</span><br /><br /></div>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-55361890847822648372008-08-29T10:20:00.000-02:002008-08-29T15:44:24.445-02:00FIRST LOVE STORY<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-3mfFxn19cPHpjoCLBJ9U4CaNDb9f5raRACJCcDfid8dtPb9pgzTuVn72f-sLYMAfVFtF0rqe3ampi_LDfSC87_bJStPwttdKGwNRdnP8D0fUX3pmjg43XE5rqqvUABW0EPRKB4OQMPs/s1600-h/FUCA1VELWQCAWRASQDCA7XV57OCAJ3VK27CAF0YSTPCAM0XO1MCA4RYN43CA2UQ1ETCAYJ23N0CATV50DKCAOUIXTMCAJ7DEGRCA0U11ZOCAKITXNQCA01AYOHCA0ADFZ4CAN3SP8OCATZ5UXBCAAJ3X7X.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239996409673804610" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 182px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 135px" height="78" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-3mfFxn19cPHpjoCLBJ9U4CaNDb9f5raRACJCcDfid8dtPb9pgzTuVn72f-sLYMAfVFtF0rqe3ampi_LDfSC87_bJStPwttdKGwNRdnP8D0fUX3pmjg43XE5rqqvUABW0EPRKB4OQMPs/s320/FUCA1VELWQCAWRASQDCA7XV57OCAJ3VK27CAF0YSTPCAM0XO1MCA4RYN43CA2UQ1ETCAYJ23N0CATV50DKCAOUIXTMCAJ7DEGRCA0U11ZOCAKITXNQCA01AYOHCA0ADFZ4CAN3SP8OCATZ5UXBCAAJ3X7X.jpg" width="205" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000099;">In this blog,i want to share a nice story.Its about FIRST LOVE...Its about Malik and Suriaty.In this novel,we will know,what is the real thingabout love and why people love so much..We also learn how to settle a problem and another thing<em> yang berkaitan...</em></span></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Malik have a first love one week after her 17th birthday..Two day before Malik and Suriaty be a couple,there always share a problem including Suriaty's problem in love.</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Apabila Malik mengetahui bahawa Suriaty tak berpunya,saat itulah Malik lafazkan kata cintayang sekian lama telah dipendamkan.Suriaty hanya berdiam diri sahaja.Pada keesokan harinya,alangkah gembiranya Malik apabila Suriaty sanggup menjadi teman hidupnya,Bermulalah kisah cinta antara Malik dan Suriaty.Cinta mereka telah melalui pelbagai rintangan.Rintangan yang paling besar adalah,perpisahan yang terpaksa ditempuhi setelah mereka menghabiskan zaman persekolahan.Walaupun sejak itu jarang berjumpa,namun mereka sering berhubung melalui surat dan telefon.</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Di hempas ombak</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Terdampar buih</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Menanti waktu pulang ke laut</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Begitu rindu</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Di pisah takdir</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Meniti saat bersulam cinta<br />Lihat… Ke dalam mataku</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Sinarnya menyala</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Lihat Ke dalam mataku</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Cintamu bertakhta dihati<br />Sebelum ku kenal</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Dirimu siapa</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Aku tak kenali</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Apa itu cinta</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Setelah ku kenal</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Dirimu sebenar</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Kau cinta sejati</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Ku sandarkan jiwa<br />Di gilis angin</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Tercarik awan</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Menanti detik sebelum hujan</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Begitu sendu</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Di guris resah</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Meniti hari bersulam tangis<br />Takkan berganjak pendirianku ini</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Selagi kita tak kembali bersatuSelamanya</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Takkan berubah perasaan ini terhadapmu</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;">Biar digugat, biar dicabar, biar dihalang</span></em></div><br /><div align="center"><em><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span></em></div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">Setelah 3 tahun Malik dan Suriaty menempuhi alam percintaan,banyak rintanganyang telah mereka lalui bersama.Alam romantik terpaska mereka ketepikan kerana ketika itu,Malik menyambung persekolahan di bahagian Limbang dan Suriaty pula telah bekerja di sebuah syarikat di Semenanjung Malaysia.Setelah Suriaty habis persekolahan,mereka hanya berpeluang berjumpa 2 kali sahaja.Tidak seperti pasangan lain,cinta mereka hanya dilengkapi dengan sifat kesetiaan,kejujuran dan kepercayaan.</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">Cinta Malik pada Suriaty telah mengatasi semuanya.Namun,sikap Malik tersebut tanpa disedarinya telahpun menghancurkan hubungan mereka.Sikap cemburunya adalah disebabkan perasaan sayang nya pada Suriaty.Biasalah,jauhkan.Namun,Malik tetap Malik.iaitu cinta nya pada Suriaty tidak pernah pudar sejak kali pertama ia malafazkan kata cintanya pada Suriaty 3 tahun yang lepas.Malah,semakin hari,perasaan sayang pada Surtiaty semakin menjadi.Sebelum ulang tahun kelahiran Suriaty yang ke-20,Suriaty telah menduakan cinta Malik padanya dengan Zainol yang telah bekerja dan mempunyai masa depan yang cerah yang mampu membawa Suriaty kemewahan..Perancangan untuk perkahwinan mereka telahpun dilakukan tanpa pengetahuan Malik.Selepas ulang tahun kelahiran Suriaty yang ke-20,barulah Suriaty menceritakan kepada Malik segalanya.Alangkah sedihnya Malik apabila mengetahui Suriaty telahpun curang padanya.Namun,cinta Malik yang besar terhadap Suriatymenyebabkan Malik sedia memaafkan Suriaty dan berharap agar Suriaty kembali ke pangkuannya dan meninggalkan jejaka tersebut.</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">Namun,semakin Malik mendesak Suriaty agar meninggalkan Murad,semakin Suriaty cuba memutuskan cinta yang telah lama dijalinkan bersama Malik.Malik pasrah apabila mengetahui bahawa Suriaty benar-benar ingin meninggalkannya.Dengan air mata,Malik melepaskan Suriaty dan mengharapkan agar Suriaty tidak melupakan nya,seorang insan yang tidak pernah menduakan cinta nya dan seorang insan yang begitu mencintai nya.Ketika akhir perbualannya,Malik melafazkan 'I Love U'untuk kali yang terakhirnya kepada Suriaty walaupun mengetahui bahawa Suriaty yang selalu bertahta di hatinya itu bakal berkahwin dengan orang lain-pilihan hatinya.</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">Setelah kehilangan Suriaty,Malik hanya mampu berdoa agar diberi kekuatan untuk melalui hidup baru tanpa Suriaty.Namun,amat sukar bagi Malik.Bayangan Suriaty sering menghantuinya..Pembelajarannya di sesebuah institusi tinggi terganggu sedikit.Setiap kali teringatkan Suriaty,Malik akan diam sejenak kerana focusnya terhadap pelajaran terganggu.</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><em>Namun...............************</em></span><br /><em><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></em><br /><span style="color:#ff9966;">What happen to Malik after that?Is that Suriaty back to Malik or married with Zainol?What happen to Malik's love?pikiak la sendiri...........</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">In this novel,as we know 'love so much' is not good to somebody.There will be feed up to you.As a Malik,he love Suriaty and dont want Suriaty to leave him.Its make him very jealous when know Suriaty with another boy..But,Suriaty not understand what Malik fell to him.Even Suriaty always make Malik not happy and always Malik sad,but Malik still love Suriaty and the most thing that we must know,Malik love Suriaty forever.Is Suriaty know that?never know...but,Malik dont care because in Malik,Suriaty is his life....</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">So,we can love anybody butdont love there so much like a Malik.If u want to love them so much,please dont be jealous.because its can make unhappy...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">The word is the best that Malik tell to himself 'walaupun jodoh di tangan Tuhan,namun manusia itu sendiri yang memilih jodohnya...kita hanya merancang,Tuhan yang tentukan'</span></div>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1470407973156692017.post-1237083738627553862008-08-26T14:29:00.001-02:002008-09-02T22:32:52.107-02:00SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHaTS6IN_ynqvXyFqqfT4S8q26l5bhPDomjK4ZenbpDUZzKtY9bpvK4mZowxOpKdJ7XRWI_ooC5LjsQ3z8iKt8y9IJG8FT0-qM7f_CXVcdO0fl4SHk5vXChd__el_ezAML4lF3z4eR3LI/s1600-h/Z6CAMSWBHBCADIPCQKCAFPZU4SCAE56FGICAS9TMQQCAJ691OSCAKCH9L8CA06CTCCCACIWTEVCAX0QWCCCAMA6BVACAO9MLZACASA2DKZCAVMF8ZVCA2IPOQ0CASZ65TVCAAPM538CAO1P0D1CAU5SWVU.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5240006411675278066" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 321px; height: 204px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHaTS6IN_ynqvXyFqqfT4S8q26l5bhPDomjK4ZenbpDUZzKtY9bpvK4mZowxOpKdJ7XRWI_ooC5LjsQ3z8iKt8y9IJG8FT0-qM7f_CXVcdO0fl4SHk5vXChd__el_ezAML4lF3z4eR3LI/s400/Z6CAMSWBHBCADIPCQKCAFPZU4SCAE56FGICAS9TMQQCAJ691OSCAKCH9L8CA06CTCCCACIWTEVCAX0QWCCCAMA6BVACAO9MLZACASA2DKZCAVMF8ZVCA2IPOQ0CASZ65TVCAAPM538CAO1P0D1CAU5SWVU.jpg" border="0" height="90" width="226" /></a><br /><div style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Story of my life<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Searching for the right<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">But it keeps avoiding me<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">Sorrow in my soul<br /></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >cause it seems that wrong</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >really loves my company</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >He's more than a man</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and this is more than love</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >the reason that this sky is blue</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >the clouds are rolling in</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >because I'm gone again</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and to him I just can't be true</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and I know that he knows I'm unfaithful</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and it kills him inside</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >to know that I am happy</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >with some other guy</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I can see him dying</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna do this anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be the reason why</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Everytime I walk out the door</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I see him die a little more inside</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna hurt him anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna take away his life</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be...</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >a murderer</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I feel it in the air</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >as I'm doing my hair</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >preparing for another date</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >A kiss up on my cheek</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >He's here reluctantly</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >as if I'm gonna be out late</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I say I won't be long</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Just hanging with the girls</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >A lie I didn't have to tell</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Because we both know</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >where I'm about to go</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and we know it very well</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >cause I know that he knows I'm unfaithful</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and it kills him inside</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >to know that I am happy with some other guy I can see him dying</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna do this anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be the reason why</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Everytime I walk out the door</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I see him die a little more inside</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna hurt him anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna take away his life</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be...</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >a murderer</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Our love,</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >His trust</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I might as well take a gun</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >and put it to his head</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Get it over with</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I dont wanna do this</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >anymore woahh anymore . . .</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna do this anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be the reason why</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >And everytime I walk out the door</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I see him die a little more inside</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna hurt him anymore</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna take away his life</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >I don't wanna be...</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >a murderer (a murderer)</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >No no no</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br />Yeah</span></div></div><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:180%;" ><br />*what did you think if u at her(singer) situation?</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">-did you happy?</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:180%;" ><em><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);">MURDER FUCKER!!</span><br /></em></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">-sad?</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">emangnye tak de orang yang tak sedih kan!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">-</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">want to kill yourself?thank you if you thing that.we're same.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">-</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">freedom from your problem?</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">i dont thing so...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">So,what i want to tell to you is,if you in that situation...juz sa</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">y </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);font-size:180%;" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"><span style="font-style: italic;">SHUT UP!!!!!!</span></span></span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">Why?did you know?no body can understand to you what are you fell now.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 255);">That why i want to you just SHUT UP.</span>mr_klausnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17230162591285368418noreply@blogger.com0